Tomorrow morning at the U.S. Capitol, these peeps are setting up clunky red phones with a direct line to Tehran. Over in Iran, they've got the same set-up on the street. So you pick that bitch up and start spitting game to people in Iran.

I'm not really sure what this is supposed to accomplish, but I'm temporarily unemployed in D.C., so fuck it.

Does OMGTRU have any questions for the citizens of Iran?

1) 'sup

3) ffffffffffffffffffffff

prediction: people in iran won't speak english and people in the US won't speak persian, so lots will be accomplished.

They got them big chewy pretzels over there?

Also,

Why do you hate me?

girl what u doin

Why does Brian seemingly hate everything?

where's my pepppep
peppeppeppepppeppelp
where's my pepper

sorry jerff. it's been a real rough couple of weeks, and i've inappropriately taken it out on omgtru. although that may sound like sarcasm, it's really not.

rangers suck

I was concerned, Brian. No shit.

New Question: When when the Rangers exploit Iran's vast baseball treasures to improve their beleaguered team?

newer question: where's my peppep

The dude had two questions.

1. How much is kilogram of rice in USA?

2. Is USA going to attack us?

I said $9 and probably.

Paul, can you phrase that in the form of a question pls?