If there were two doctors, one named Dr. Fart, the other named Dr. Irony, which would the bigger douchebag?

These would be the doctor's actual names, not markers for personality rates. It's assumed that both doctors are in their mid-60's and have used their given surnames their entire lives, never attempting to hide or change it.

Dr. Irony, but I'm basing that on the two stories by Padgett Powell-- "Mr. Irony" and "Mr. Irony Renounces Irony."

Thing is, I think Dr. Fart decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow. If he fails? If he succeeds? You can't take away his dignity. I mean think about it. He'll give you the best care, because if he doesn't he is a terrible doctor with a funny name. Double threat.

If Dr. Irony doesn't care for you correctly, he just chalks it up to, you know, his namesake. Such is life.

PLUS, Dr. Fart has a sense of humor on the golf course. He probably says "RIPPED ONE" every time he hits a nice shot down the 13th fairway from the black tees.

based on my year of experience in health care (fuck), i can say that douchebags make good doctors.

i agree with Jerff. Dr. Irony would definitely be a gigantic asshole. Here's why:

With a name like that, he'd probably try to milk it for all it's worth. He would've decided a long time ago to set up a specialty practice where he treated clowns for depression or some shit like that. He'd charge a ridiculous amount for his services, would leave people in the waiting room for hours, and he probably drives some exotic sports car (like a ferrari) which he talks about all the time and inserts awkwardly into conversation. Like, "the exhaustion you're experiencing is exactly like what happened to my ferrari when I kept it idling for too long at the valet" or "you need to be more careful about your diet...I mean, you don't see me putting regular unleaded into my ferrari."

Either that, or he'd go the route of supervilliany and burn down firehouses and electrocute the CEO of ConEd. His possibilities in that line of work would be limitless.

Dr. Fart on the other hand would be humbled by years of ridicule. He'd be very matter of fact and business like. An appointment with him would be something like "Hi I'm Dr. Fart. Don't worry about the name, I've heard every joke imaginable, and no I've never considered being a proctologist. Now how long have you been experiencing these symptoms?"

i had a dream last night i was driving a ferrari through a futuristic chapel hill at night it was fun

NORTH CAROLI?NA COME ON AND RRRRRRRRRRRR

a doctor named DR FARTS??!? now that's ironic!

Is this Dr. Fart?



Or is this a man completely possessed by Richard Pryor?