Any suggestions, fellas?

(sad face)

I've tried the following:
omgtru
typing his name like 41 times into AIM
(sad face)

I mean, I've been a good friend to him

I don't really deserve this.

Here I am at work, trying to talk to my good friend and he just denies my friendship.

That hurts, man.

Let's say you were in my position. Would you be hurt or angry?

I'd say so.

There's this dog that visits my work named Teddy Bear and it LOVES me. It jumps around whenever it sees me and ignores everyone else.

COOL DOG

Paul is still ignoring me.

PAUL JUST ANSWERED

disregard this liveblog

you should liveblog your neediness

I just did

i didn't see your AIM messages at all?

why did i end that with a question mark!

perhaps they were just on gchat.?!.../"

now jarf is ignoring me on gchat

ok n/m

GREATEST THREAD EVER

tru

Paul and I are currently having a conversation on gchat

My AIM isn't working

why isn't anyone returning my pages

dude pagers are sooooooooo 2011

guys i can't get anyone on the CB

dude why is god ignoring my pr

why is sidney ponson shaking off all my signs

why is that native american not blowing the smoke signal this w

he wants the heater

FU

jerff, i was busy all week
when are you back from vacation
i wanna do that thing we talked about

gay

uh, we never talked about anything.

YOU GOT THAT JT-- NOTHING.

(I get back from vacay on the 5th.)

(get at me)

(get at in me)

(i mean get in jarf)

sure you do, Joey

solid
fiscal yr ended and i had to balance our books for some reason
GAY
AUTHORS SPEND TOO MUCH FUCKING $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BLING$$$$$


Joey: not cool. You are off the Dr. Laura christmas card list


Jerff: k

i just saw jonathan franzen drive by in a lamborghini murcielago

did franzen have a bloody oprah doll in his grill?

He had his essays plastered over all the windows

lethem ride on 23s

Jonathan Safran Foer is like Rosie O'Donnell at the gay pride para-oh. wrong thread.


seriously though, James Frey throws around $$$ like it's xmas

what a dick

james frey, not paul

actually, i don't even think james frey is a dick

just misunderstood

what's up with will leitch always using the royal 'we'

what a pompous butthole

I have a dog that visits me at work named Pickles. She's 14, and fat, and super hairy. And she smells.

She's so cute.

oh and anthony ignores me on IM sometimes

(a lot)

;(