haley joel looks like he's seen it all before

jeff kent looks like he's seeing a camera for the first time

casey get back to me when haley joel can grow some facial hair. or when i c

you talkin' shit?

sometimes i shave my beard into a goatee

and sometimes i shave my beard into a mustache

usually, they get a bad response from everyone

so i shave them into little hitler mustaches

but even i don't think that's funny

'til i tickle it with my finger

it tickles and only then do i laugh

i groom it how i like and i don't worry about what other people think you know

Jeff Kent, future hall-of-famer.

Haley Joel Osment, Batman in 2020 (since Batman movies are the new James Bond movies).

Casey: Rookie of the Month.

player of the week: paul

rickie of the week: rickie weeks (2/18, 1 HR)

Can we get an omgtru all-star team?

I'll start:

Paul Nair, C
.278 BA 8 HR 31 RBIs
Great pitch selection, leads the league in thrown out (ghost) runners

paul's definitely a catcher.

what

Jerff Loughlin, RF
.292 BA 11 HR 44 RBI
Fast, but a bit complacent. Still knocks in the runs though. Lead the Blog Division East in outfield persists

Twins' Retarded Brother, 3B
.091 BA 37 HR 37 RBI
Shows real power, but lacks plate discipline. Uses two bats tied together.

Jamie Kennedy, C
.000 0 HR 0 RBI (167 AB)
DFA. Look for his new film, Heckler, in theaters.